Why Studying is Better Than Sex!
1. If you aren't sure what you're
doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!
2. You don't have to put your beer down
to do it.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your
parents interrupt you in the middle.
4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all
at the same time.
5. If you don't finish a chapter, you
won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser".
6. A little coffee and you can do it
all night.
7. When you open a book, you don't have
to worry about who else has opened it.
8. You can finish early without
feelings of guilt or shame.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save
your place, and pick up where you left off.
10.You can usually find someone to do it with.
